how many Hogwarts students does it take to change a light-bulb?
1 Slytherin to break it
1 Gryffindor to volunteer to climb the ladder and change it
3 Hufflepuffs to hold the ladder and insure the safety of the Gryffindor student
and 1 Ravenclaw to point out that they could have just used magic
I’ll never chase a man but if he has tattoos and a beard I might power walk.
Jd: you now sleep walkers?
Me: yeah I talk in my sleep
Jd: no! You're an asshole in your sleep! You yelled at me 3 times last night!
Me: oh, I don't remember.